As sung by Wakka and Lulu:
🎶Wakka: Ya the way Yu Yevon played
Lulu: Songs that calmed Sin’s mighty rage.
Wakka: Guys like Tidus had it made,
Wakka & Lulu: Those were the days.
Lulu: And there was a ZAN-ARK-AND!!!,
Wakka: Spheres were Spheres and Sin was Sin,
Wakka & Lulu: Maester, we don’t need a man
Like Seymour Guado again.
Wakka: Didn’t need no Al-bhed state,
Lulu: Yunalesca kept the Fayth.
Wakka: Gee the Besaid ‘rochs played great.
Auron: “We rest here.”
(Wakka looks around)
Auron: “Is that a problem?”
Wakka: “They don’t believe in Yevon, and in Luca they… They kidnapped Yuna!”
(Wakka looks at Yuna.)
Wakka: “How can you let some Al Bhed kidnap you?”
Tidus: “Hey, let it go, all right?”
Wakka: “Don’t go near Al Bhed anymore, okay? They’re trouble.”
(Wakka walks away. Behind Wakka’s back, whispering…)
Tidus: “Wait. That means you’re Al Bhed, too, Yuna?”
Yuna: “On my mother’s side, yes.”
Lulu: “Don’t tell Wakka about Yuna’s lineage. The thing about Wakka – he never had much love for the Al Bhed.”
Tidus: “Whoa! I gotta tell Wakka!”
Lulu: “I thought I told you not to tell Wakka!”
Rikku: “E ys dra guardian uv Yuna, oui caa? Yuna ec cyva! Fa femm kiynt ran! Cra ec cyva!”
(Wakka turns to Rikku.)
Wakka: “How come you speak Al Bhed? Why?”
Rikku: “Because I’m Al Bhed. And that…was my brother.”
(Wakka looks at everyone.)
Wakka: “You knew? Why didn’t you tell me?”
Lulu: “We knew you’d be upset.”
Wakka: “This is great. I can’t believe I’ve been travelling with an Al Bhed! A heathen! Those sand-blasted grease monkeys!…(grumble, grumble)…A summoner with bed hair! What’s the world comin’ to?…(grumble, grumble)…They’re using the Al Bhed’s machina…(grumble)…They’re violating the teachings…(grumble)…I just hate these sacrilegious contraptions!”
(Everyone looks at Wakka.)
Rikku: “Maobe comedao!”