So I read another post by Aspilanti84. Just how many does this person have? Either way, I think they’re commenting on Final Fantasy VII’s remake.
Town Crier: No! Omg, FF7 is getting a remake!
Perpetually Incredulos Guy (who coincidentally is now justified): No way, really?!
Impatient guy: Finally!!!
Stupid Overreacting Manbaby: No way! What are they doing? No way! No way! What are they doing?
Captain Obvious: The remake is real!
Fanboy: SquareEnix kept their promise to us!
Manchild: All hail Sephiroth!
Entitled Demanding Gamer f***: Let’s see, oh! I want to see this, and then this, and and don’t change this, you can keep that, but this has to stay the same or my childhood is ruined…
Hive Mind: Change we can believe in!
Microbrain: What could go wro…nothing! Say nothing will go wrong!!! NOTHING!!!!
Jumps-the-gun-Girl: Hey SquareEnix, what are you going to remake next?
*gasp* *silence* *gasp*
Listen everyone, they speak…
SquareEnix: …(wtf, it’s been a day)?
Everyone: *shhhhh ssshhhhhhh (i luv u)*
SquareEnix: Well, we were *merely* considering *maybe* V or VI…
The crowd goes wild:
8 anyone? Anyone? 8?
8 could work.
Definitely, definitely that one. Or 9.
Yes I know. Vivi.
I concur. Vivi.
My childhood!! I’m in my 20’s, but…my childhood!!! Oh, are we all saying Vivi now?
Yes! 9 in HD! Vivi in HD!
9 yes! My childhood! I’m still a goddamned child! I want HI-Vivi
Oh god yes, 9 (Vivi!!! Have my babies!!)
eehhhhh, 9 is so emotions and feels for me! vivi doesn’t afraid of anything.
I’m on Cloud #9!!!! Oh yeah, and Vivi.
“9 9 9 9 9 *gaggle gaggle gaggle* 9 9 9 9 9…”
**ON THAT DAY, 5 YEARS LATER**
You asked for it: Awwww, what? Another remake?
Jaded Gamer: f***!
On the verge of getting it: This is bulls***! Why are they remaking all of these games and reusing concepts? Did they just run out of ideas or something? *ding ding ding ding ding*
Just read the above’s Reddit comment: Yeah, they ran out of ideas!
Hive mind gamers, sector 1: Yeah, they just keep repeating the same thing…
Hive mind gamers, sector 2: Yeah, they just keep repeating the same thing…
Hive mind gamers, sector 3: Yeah, they just keep repeating the same thing…
Hive mind gamers, sector 4: Yeah, they just keep repeating the same thing…
Hive mind gamers, sector 5 (terminated for free thinking): Yeah, they just keep repeating the same thing…where’d they get the idea that we all want the same thing over and over and over again?
Oooh, SquareEnix is soooo afraid of this gamer: This is really pissing me the f*** off! Change it Squeenix, NOW!!!
Yeah, whatever entitled gamer baby: Do something new! I demand something new!!!
On his knees, a gaming victim: No more remakes SquareEnix, please!!!
Point and laugh at this kid: My childhood! My precious childhood!!! IT’S RUINED!!! I trusted you “Squeenix”!
Should’ve been expecting it: Oh! The Final Fantasy series is just like Transformers!
You: Yeah, ditto…bwwaaahhh!!!
And you: Bwwaaahhh, me too, bwaaahhhh *gaggle gaggle gaggle*…
Everyone: …we’re still going to buy these games. Because…uh…well…just shut up and take our money!
SquareEnix: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Enjoy your remake. You’ve been warned.
I have no idea what to make of it.
A lot of people commented just how ODD this post is. But from what I see, people were hyped and then people were disappointed. OK. Now this was written on 7/1/2015, according to the timestamp. Right around the remake reveal. We haven’t gotten the Remake yet, but…
Wait, could s/he’ve predicted the future? That in 2020, we’d get a Final Fantasy VII Remake? Awesome, but then according to this post we’d face serious disappointment. That we’d see remake after remake with little original content.
Well, we’ll just have to find out.