I really don’t do any of the “waifu” stuff. Well, maybe I do it ironically.

OK, but I do it just for them. The ladies.

Selphie Tilmitt was my first love…

I liked her for her energetic, can-do attitude. Also for her impulsiveness. I’m not sure why I liked that about her. Maybe opposites attract. For as weird as my posts are, I’m pretty chill, kind of boring. Either way, I liked her upbeat, positive attitude. I don’t like the weird childishness, but I don’t think she could handle it.

We eventually parted ways to see other people. By that, I mean she left me for some guy named Irvine…whom she was still dating at the time. As much as I want to see Selphie again, I might have to wait for a Final Fantasy VIII remake. And even then, that might be a long wait. As you can see, I’m not quite over her yet.

For a while, it was Paine. I like dark and mysterious women, females with a hint of danger. But she’s way too emo and moody, not very communicative and probably a little bit crazy. I’m not into the My Chemical Romance babes. Plus, she’s probably a poser. The sarcasm, the cynicism, the secrecy…it would drive me nuts.

Then we have Y’Shtola, but…I haven’t really played Final Fantasy XIV. I don’t know too much about her. In fact, I think I like the idea of her, rather than who she is as a person. I guess Yuna and I were the same way. She was nice, kind and sweet. It would be like a package deal, going to the mall, eating pizza and ice cream with her and Rikku. But she was on a rebound. Ultimately, I realized that she gave her heart to Tidus. And I can’t make my

And Penelo’s a child. So no.

That’s when I met Lightning. Why Lightning? I don’t know. She’s kind of rude, standoffish, cold, etc. I don’t think she’d make a good mother. And in a sense, she’s masculine. She’s nothing like me…well, I’m masculine, but you know. We really don’t have much in common.

But the more I got to know her, I started to appreciate her attitude. Others absolutely hated Lightning for being a spiteful woman. But I don’t see it. She just doesn’t take crap from anyone. I kind of like that about her. We’re both independent, ambitious and determined. But whereas I’m mostly warm, despite my last name being gray, she’s cold – despite being Lightning. She’s hot, and I’m boring, I guess? Normal’s more like it. But for as different we are, we couldn’t be more similar.

Claire Gray…has a nice ring to it…

In real life, I’d be afraid of her…and secretly that excites me. Of course, I’d put on a brave front. She’d see right through it, every time. She’s taunt me, belittle me. And eventually I wouldn’t put it with it. And then she would respect me for it. She would constantly reward me with a tease toughing me up…

…

Wow.

What am I talking about?!

Anyways, it’s good to see her in the new Dissidia game. And I have a ton of Lightning figurines. Plus, she’s my favorite character. And…

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NOTE: …Selphie, Paine, Y’shtola, Yuna, and Lightning are not real. But man are they hot!