It’s official. Final Fantasy characters can’t dress properly. They’re like Sims. If you don’t constantly manage them, they’ll starve to death after forgetting how to eat. Here, they’ll likely forget what clothes go where, and maybe even why they wear clothes in the first place. This is a Japanese fantasy game, so by now, we’ve all seen clothes as crazy as the hairstyles. But generally, they wear clothes the way they should. Shirts go on the chest. Pants go around your waist, over your legs. Take Elza for example. She has boots with daggers for heels. They go on her feet. Good job. I’m not sure what that leg brace is, or why it has buckled. Perhaps she needs it for support. Weird that they make those in the buckle since the boots have zippers down to her soles.
But wait, what’s this? She has two pants. First, a type of velvet like panties, and second a thong. A pink thong. Why is she wearing a pink thong over her panties? I can’t say it’s because she’s self-conscious. If you were to wear nothing but a thong, it would show some massive confidence. Elza appears to be too shy to wear just a thong. Still, she wants the world to see she can wear one. Yet, while most people wear the thong under their pants, she wears it over them. And that’s what she has: panties. So, she can walk out of her house wearing only two pants for a bottom? Self-consciousness might not be the issue. Still, wearing two panties does not make a full bottom. Her long jacket screams for some type of trousers. For all we know, she’s wearing them as a headband.
And her thong is an undergarment. Take a look at her matching bra, underneath her red velvet jacket. So either this is a conscious decision on Elza’s part, or she has no idea how to wear clothes. This can’t be a drunken mistake. No one in a hurry forgets will put a thong on over pants. She figured she needed to wear both but stupidly was unsure of the order. When she finally put on her bra, she knew the pants go over the thong. Yet, she was still too lazy to change it. Or she forgot how to change them?
What other accessory do you think she’s wearing? An eye patch as a wristband? Two socks as a choker? It’s clear she’s not adept at wearing clothes.