Thanks to Blueowl789 for the inspiration!

At first I thought this was an analysis of AVALANCHE’s action in contrast to Sephiroth’s. I really believed this would spur a debate. But…

This has to be satire. Right?

Avalanche is just as bad as Sephiroth. Avalanche sympathizers control the media and will fill your head with fake news about Rufus – but he’s still your Shinra president so you should respect him. The media is all “Shinra this and Sephiroth that” But you never hear anything about Avalanche huh? So much for the tolerant environmentalists. Sorry, but this is the adult world kiddos – time to take the red pill.

Red pill, huh? I think I know where this is going. And yes, I’m fairly certain this is satire.

The planet may be dying but I haven’t seen any convincing evidence that Mako energy has anything to do with it. Meteor is just coming because all you Wutai-loving cucks will throw a tantrum every time Rufus tries to do his job.

C-cucks? CUCKS?

Well, Wutai has its problems, but should they suffer a genocide. Rufus himself, as a “very stable genius”, created a lot of instability around the world. Also consider that Rufus’ multi-billionaire father did a lot of the same stuff Rufus did. Even worst, he hired Hojo, whose program created Sephiroth. What did Sephiroth do? Summon Meteor. This is all Shinra’s fault, and the Rufus is a very dangerous President.

If you don’t want to use Mako energy, that’s fine – but don’t tell me how to live my life. I work hard and if I want to enjoy the benefits of Mako energy, that’s my business. Besides… if we shut down the Mako power plants… do you have any idea how many people will LOSE THEIR JOBS?! Lol yeah, betcha didn’t think of that because all you fucking entitlement Avalanche types are the same.

But the coal, man! Listen, I understand. Mako energy. Power. Got it. But just we ha Coal is the wave of the future. And it’s really unsafe, for us and the Planet. I mean, have you seen a SOLDIERs’ eyes? That’s not normal, man! Plus, we’re draining the world of resources. Little by little the reactors’ll drain out all the life. And that’ll be that. This planet’s dyin’, BlueOwl789. I know that’s not your problem, but we have to think of the future in this situation.

So when it comes to Mako energy, I am definitely against it, no matter what. There’s nothing to talk about if you’re thinking of throwing away our coal! Our coal’s been protected for generations. Our fathers, and theirs before them, risked their lives for it. We have no right to throw it all away so easily!

Mako energy jobs are diminishing anyway.

All you Avalanche cucks talk about is “the Ancients blah blah”. If you like the Ancients so much fine, but in the end they were LOSERS. Never forget it was REGULAR HUMANS who survived and built this whole society. Midgar is the GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, you won’t make me ashamed that I’m a patriot. If you hate Mako energy so much, why are you using that PHS system there huh? LOL GOTCHA Go pray to ure fuckin flowers and shiny rocks.

The Ancients were literally high energy being!

But don’t forget, we’re all connected. Eventually… all humans die. What happens to them after they die? The body decomposes, and returns to the Planet. That much everyone knows. What about their consciousness, their hearts and their souls? The soul too returns to the Planet. And not only those of humans, but everything on this Planet. In fact, all living things in the universe, are the same. The spirits that return to the Planet, merge with one another and roam the Planet. They roam, converge, and divide, becoming a swell, called the ‘Lifestream’. Lifestream… In other words, a path of energy of the souls roaming the Planet. ‘Spirit Energy’ is a word that you should never forget. A new life… children are blessed with Spirit energy and are brought into the world. Then, the time comes when they die and once again return to the Planet… Of course there are exceptions, but this is the way of the world.

Spirit energy makes all things possible, trees, birds, and humans. Not just living things. But spirit energy makes it possible for Planets to be Planets. What happens if that energy were to disappear? Everyday Mako reactors suck up Spirit energy, diminishing it. Spirit energy gets compressed in the reactors and processed into Mako energy. All living things are being used up and thrown away. In other words, Mako energy will only destroy the Planet…

And if this keeps up, we’ll all be the losers.

Wow, this was fun! Thanks for the read Blueowl789!