Emperor Mateus Is A Woman
Emperor Mateus is the more…flamboyant of the Final Fantasy villains. Not as outlandish as Kuja, but way more metrosexually suggestive than Sephiroth. In fact, in Dissidia, Sephiroth decides to kill […]
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Emperor Mateus’ Theoretical World B Timeline
An arrogant and proud despot who plans to rule over all. —Dissidia 012 description A ruthless, single-minded man with an insatiable lust for power. —Dissidia Final Fantasy description […]
Every Chapter of Final Fantasy XV Refers to the Previous Final Fantasy Games
Final Fantasy XV. A game for fans and first-timers. Well, I guess. It’s definitely new. Final Fantasy XV is the first game to incorporate real-time battle, something battle planner Ito […]
Would the Turks Have Been Heroes in Final Fantasy VII?
Thanks to DaleLeatherwood for the inspiration! The Turks in FFVII would be the heroes in every other Final Fantasy game, but for some reason, the game tracks a group of […]
Firion’s Theoretical World B Timeline
A stalwart consigned to the endless cycle of battle, he enjoys dueling with stronger foes. —Dissidia 012 description A knight sworn to face the Warrior of Light. He wields a […]
Most Final Fantasy Relationships Won’t Last 😞
Thanks to OnlyThingToDo for the inspiration! Every mainline Final Fantasy game has a happy ending. At the end of every Final Fantasy game, we tend to think the lead male […]
Limited Inventory Makes Sense
Many fans of Final Fantasy I and II criticize the inability to carry more items. This wasn’t a problem with later games and other editions, but it was something fans took […]
The Final “Fantasy” of the Main Characters
A fantasy is a situation imagined by an individual that expresses certain desires or aims at the part of its creator. Fantasies sometimes involve situations that are highly unlikely, or […]
What Happened to Our Characters During Dissidia?
I don’t know where or when Dissidia takes place, but it seems to be in a universe beyond their spacetime. This means the normal logic of their world doesn’t apply. […]
What’s the Deal With All the Orphans in Final Fantasy?
I mean, c’mon. What…like they can’t they keep their parents or something? Orphans seem to be a common theme in Final Fantasy, but parents aren’t amirite?!. Here’s a SPOILER list: […]
You Think Final Fantasy XV Is Short? I’ve Played Shorter! (Final Fantasy I & II Review)
I’ve heard criticism about how Final Fantasy XV’s story was very short, only 20 hours. What happened to 40 hours of story content? Well, 20 hours isn’t that bad if […]
Final Fantasy 2 (JP) Has The Worst Game Design Ever!
… or does it? Akitoshi Kawazu’s game design is unpleasant. But you can’t say he didn’t understand the NES well enough to make it challenging. In fact, I think this […]
Every Final Fantasy Plot Mirrors Their Respective Main Character…
Thanks to Jason_Wanderer for the inspiration! Dedicated to guihcz! In this post, I talked about this: [Final Fantasy VIII] perfectly mirrors the hidden complexities within Squall himself. All the half-truths, […]
Why Final Fantasy Matters…
Thanks to ThaReelJames for the inspiration! I welcome all Final Fantasy related discussion; I like hearing people’s experiences about Final Fantasy, and /u/ThaReelJames writes a positive post explaining why Final […]
Blood Type Personality in Final Fantasy
Thanks to Schwahn for the inspiration. In Japan (and other East Asian countries), blood type is predictive of personality, temperament, and compatibility with others. So whereas the West has Myer-Briggs, […]
Broken Reflections on Final Fantasy II
After playing the first game of the series on Final Fantasy Origins, it was time to experience the sequel. Well, it wasn’t a direct sequel. Final Fantasy games are stand-alone […]
Broken Reflections on Final Fantasy II: Soul of Rebirth
At the end of Final Fantasy II, Firion tells Maria and Gus: Well, we should get going too. This is only the beginning! So…then what I played wasn’t their real […]
Cecil Harvey’s Theoretical World B Timeline
A kind-hearted knight wielding both the powers of light and darkness, he prizes the bonds with his allies that at times are the cause of his doubts. — Dissidia 012 […]