Palom.

What happened to you, man?

You’ve turned into a grade A douche. You’ve turned into a pickup artist, using techniques straight out of PUA websites. You take your passive girlfriend student to an all-female “dance show” and get groped by aging women.

You flirt with every girl and become a heartbreaker, but to what end? I don’t see you actually dating anyone. And toying with your sister’s friend?

You’re sloppy dude.

Whatever happened to the fun-loving Palom from Final Fantasy IV? Whatever happened to the loveable playboy with confidence? Not the cocky dude with a faux aggressive streak. This isn’t like you at all, Palom.

You changed man. But not in a good way. You’re not mature, you’re just older and even more insecure. But you are a bit more resourceful so I’ll give you that.

Either way dude, what happened to you?

Gary Gray II