So Screenrant recently came up with a list of things to be cut from a couple of Final Fantasy remakes, one inevitable and the other rumored.

Screenrant cut fifteen things from Final Fantasy VII remake and fifteen things from a potential Final Fantasy VIII and Final Fantasy IX remake.

You can read the articles for why they wanted to cut these things. Here are the fifteen bullet points for each…

Final Fantasy VII

1. Genesis
2. The Optional Status Of Yuffie & Vincent
3. Wutai
4. The Pleasant Planet
5. Schizo
6. The Supernova Animation
7. Hojo’s Bizarre Adventure
8. The Placement Of The Snowboarding Minigame
9. The Chocobo Breeding Sidequest
10. The Hidden Secret Cinema
11. Carry Armor
12. The Hojo Beach Party
13. The Terrible Ending
14. The Slap Fight
15. Cait Sith’s Scottish Accent

Final Fantasy VIII

1. The Quistis Apology Mission
2. A Villain Without A Cause
3. Ragnarok Out Of Nowhere!
4. The Guardian Force Amnesia
5. The Secret Methods For Acquiring Cards & Guardian Forces
6. Squall Is Dead (In The Remake)
7. Attaching Spells To Stats
8. The Empty Future
9. The Special Triple Triad Rules
10. The Chocobo World Paywall
11. Seifer Killing Odin
12. The SeeD Quiz
13. The White SeeD Ship Mission
14. The T-Board Tease
15. The Moombas

Final Fantasy IX

1. Amarant
2. The Friendly Enemies Quests
3. Fossil Roo
4. The Lengthy Introduction Before the Evil Forest
5. The Delay
6. Dagger’s Lost Voice
7. Zidane’s Overly Dark Backstory
8. The Sprinting/Skipping Games
9. The Trance Mechanic
10. The Black Waltz & Sea Lion Battle
11. The Ramuh Story Puzzle
12. The Waste of the Four Fiends
13. The Desert Palace
14. The Emphasis on Stealing
15. Necron

😲 for realz?

Personally, I disagree with a lot of these. They would change the nature of the games we all grew to love. But some of them make sense. What do you think?